Mommabun & The Cutest Kit

dontstop-ever: chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalb...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:48 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

love.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:08:45 -0400

Zumba time

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:08:28 -0400

hopeistrue:

How the trainer looks:

How the other girls look

and then there is me

1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:47 -0400

1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

bigtgetsfit: arroma: heinouskurloz: evil-sherlock-holmes: dan...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:01 -0400

bigtgetsfit:

arroma:

heinouskurloz:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

danidevineee:

southerncaliforniahoney:

iminlalaland4ever:

did-you-kno:

Source

you know what that means, right?

SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!

oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha

Rebloging purely for that ^

we should form a support group

internet addicts anonymous

“hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.”

“hi jennifer”

but tumblr is our support group

We became addicted to our support group.

That’s called Stockholm syndrome.

giver-of-armbands:

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:03:04 -0400

giver-of-armbands:

chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:57:53 -0400

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

I was waiting forever for this to come on my dash again.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:56:43 -0400

I was waiting forever for this to come on my dash again.

internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:56:14 -0400

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

lifewithmasonandmama: eyeslikethedeepsea: disneyhottie101: lad...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:50:41 -0400

lifewithmasonandmama:

eyeslikethedeepsea:

disneyhottie101:

ladyfairofsherwood:

just-anotherdisneyblog:

ladyfairofsherwood:

I cant decide which one I like best :)

Im more like the one on the left…. He’s like AaRGGgghhhHH I’m crazyyy

I kind of like the one on the right he’s just like “Look at my chompers argh argh argh” lol :)

LMAO No, deffinitely the one on the left LOL

Omg what is this from??

It’s from brave :)

vinnysmommy-andwaiting: Every time someone says they’ve changed more of my baby’s diapers than me...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:33 -0400

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

Every time someone says they’ve changed more of my baby’s diapers than me I’m like

pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:10 -0400

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:46:58 -0400

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DO AN EXERCISE THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:45:16 -0400

fitnessluvr:

prettylittlerunner:

fitness-and-diet:

fitcats:

OMG HAHAHA

This is the most true thing I have ever posted on my blog.

truth

theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:43:01 -0400

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:42:16 -0400

motherofanangel: itsacomplicatedlife: growingbabypumpkinseed: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:32:30 -0400

motherofanangel:

itsacomplicatedlife:

growingbabypumpkinseed:

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”

This is adorable.

i needed this

I think we all need a reminder at some point, and this is a darn cute one. Love it!

Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:24:43 -0400

kripke-is-my-king:

professionalcrazyfangirl:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

afoxnamedtod:

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

yourhomegirlbd: Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:22:50 -0400

yourhomegirlbd:

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

I love him. 108372947th reblog.

OHHHH THE LAST SENTENCE THOUGH. TELL EM HOW ITS DONE IN THE HOOD, PAC.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:52:46 -0400