hopeistrue: How the trainer looks: How the other girls look and then there is me
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
vinnysmommy-andwaiting: Every time someone says they’ve changed more of my baby’s diapers than me I’m like
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DO AN EXERCISE THAT I'VE NEVER...
fitnessluvr: prettylittlerunner: fitness-and-diet: fitcats: OMG HAHAHA This is the most true thing I have ever posted on my blog. truth
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you...
tits-n-t4ts: dangergays: When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected. When you want to tear open your skin Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again. ...
expectationsofbrokenglass: tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. ...
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
happyhappyfitjoy: onefitmodel: onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing this went from 800 to 10,000 notes in 4 hours wtf I’m glad I’m not the only one achived nothing.
littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist i’m imagining him alone in his...
I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to...– Dr. Leroy Carhart, an abortion provider based in Wichita, Kansas. Listen to the CNN profile of him here. (via rhrealitycheck)
sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...