dontstop-ever:

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

love.

Zumba time

hopeistrue:

How the trainer looks:

How the other girls look

and then there is me
  • 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
  • 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
  • 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
  • 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
bigtgetsfit: arroma: heinouskurloz: evil-sherlock-holmes: danidevineee: southerncaliforniahoney: iminlalaland4ever: did-you-kno: Source you know what that means, right? SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS! oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha Rebloging purely for that ^ we should form a support group internet addicts anonymous “hello my name is jennifer, and I’m an internet addict.” “hi jennifer” but tumblr is our support group We became addicted to our support group. That’s called Stockholm syndrome.
chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm. He forgot the forty two cents though
I was waiting forever for this to come on my dash again.

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
lifewithmasonandmama: eyeslikethedeepsea: disneyhottie101: ladyfairofsherwood: just-anotherdisneyblog: ladyfairofsherwood: I cant decide which one I like best :) Im more like the one on the left…. He’s like AaRGGgghhhHH I’m crazyyy I kind of like the one on the right he’s just like “Look at my chompers argh argh argh” lol :) LMAO No, deffinitely the one on the left LOL Omg what is this from?? It’s from brave :)

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

Every time someone says they’ve changed more of my baby’s diapers than me I’m like

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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WHEN I SEE SOMEONE DO AN EXERCISE THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN

fitnessluvr:

prettylittlerunner:

fitness-and-diet:

fitcats:

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OMG HAHAHA

This is the most true thing I have ever posted on my blog.

truth

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

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